thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

(via smosh)

tyleroakley:

putsomebenonit:

how do I make this my “about me” on grindr?

this is so important

(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh)

gender-wizard:

being gay is NOT a choice. it is a game and I am winning.

(Source: orbprinxe, via lyonnewiley)

(Source: gifheaven)

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this
people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen
like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

steampoweredcupcake:

can someone write a book about this

people who track wishes and assign agents to make them happen

like a sci-fi fairy godmother sort of thing

(Source: nvcr-weather, via lovetheblazer)

I want to _____ you.

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

im kinda scared

(via chriscolfuck)

(Source: gifheaven)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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(via tyleroakley)